Valentine’s Day isn’t for everyone. The massive overload of hearts and flowers can be annoying or worse, to the point of nausea-inducing. And that’s even to those even in a relationship. And since this is the year of inclusion, we’re giving you an Anti-Valentine’s gift list made for everyone. So it’s time to show yourself some love this year and live your best life.
Little Bird Pin
I’m all for women buying their own jewelry, and this is exactly why. This is the perfect antidote to wearing your heart on your sleeve. This cheeky little bird pin from Erica Weiner is just the right size to adorn any collar.
Lord Jones CBD Gummies
Bring some much-needed well being into your life with these CBD gummies. These sweet and tart little gummies each contain 20mg of CBD. Just what you need after seeing a hundred Valentine’s Day posts clog up your feed.
Name a Cockroach
Recently single? Passionate about conservation? Just know a few people you really hate? You can now name a cockroach after your least favorite person this Valentine’s Day. What better way to say “I loathe you” than with their very own cockroach. For under $5, i
Bitch Wine
Did you know there was an official wine for bitches everywhere? Well, there is. This Grenache has a delicate mix of fruit, notes of strawberries and whatever. It’s wine, it has alcohol. Enough said.
CBD Bath Bombs
Take your self-care to the next level with these bath bombs from Life Elements. These come in various strengths for just the right amount of relaxation. They also come in a special Valentine heart shape if you’re into that sort of thing.
Lunya Silk Pajamas
Once you’ve got your relaxation on, you’ll want some serious loungewear. This washable set is made of 100% silk. And did I mention, washable? Sign up for the $20 off coupon, treat yourself and seriously up your couch game with these.
Bubble Face Mask
Nothing says “I ain’t going out” quite like a sheet mask. And a bubble mask means even more fun. Not sure there’s a better way to spend a F
Boss Ass Bitch Candle
Yummy-smelling soy candle? Check. Available on Amazon Prime? Check. Fantastic albeit unnecessary scent name? Check. Check. Check. Boss Ass Bitch is the blackberry-scented soy candle that you need in your life. But if that’s not your thing, there’s also Shit’s Lit Lemon Lavender and Calm the Fuck Down Citrus Basil. Really, there’s something for everyone.
Hope you enjoyed our Anti-Valentine’s Day gift yourself list this year. If you want something more traditional, check out or previous Valentine’s Gift List for Her and Him. And don’t forget to share some of your favorite self-care gifts or ways you’ll be spending this V-Day.
Love,
Sara and Jeannie
Leave a Reply